those shoes don't match that dress

I'm really, really not the best of RPers, and if you've got any kind of tips, crit, suggestions, or questions about the character, I'd love to read them. It'd only help me out, so please don't hold back on anything. And if you'd rather I didn't reply to your comments, just say so, I know how awkward that can get and shan't bother you, orz orz orz.

Thank you!

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What a cruel reminder.

The New York Fashion Week runway schedule should be out by now.

Well. This is like sleeping through your own wedding day, or missing a relative's funeral.

Hmmmmmm. And they were willing to redisplay the Chanel automobile -



If you'd all like to stomp in heels around a little to lift my spirits acoustically, I don't think I'll find it in me to complain.

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Oh? The Northampton Shoe Museum trip's over? Though with these on display, it felt more like a cheap incursion into a Halloween-themed exhibit at the Bata. I suppose I should show my gratitude for the experience, and provide a few tips of my own:

One. It’s an accessory. Don’t stomp on it, and you’ll be fine. Plenty of women have managed without a scandal. As the saying goes: break a stiletto. And if you can't use your feet, use your hands. If you break something else then, that's your fault entirely.

Two. It's Gucci. If you didn't guard it with your life, who's to blame? Are you saying curses are immune to beauty? Do you know how many models kill for a pair? The shoe namedrops the brand on its own. No need to help it.

Three, well. Don't all of you be so disagreeable. If you complained over a little unexpected heel and fuzz yesterday, how will you graduate to your first Westwood?



It's better to say, you won't.

Four. There are certain lines in a suit that only flatter tin cans, cardboard cut outs, and imported fire ants. This is their prime leader.

Five. It's McQueen. Alexander. McQueen. That's blasphemy against a god. Plebeian.

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Officer? Am I disrupting your evening? I hope it’s going well. Now, now, I’m sure you look beautiful behind your very dull desk... but I have to tell you, I never agreed with the anachronistic touch behind the epaulets of that uniform they force on you. It’s a very unflattering line -

Oh, I’m afraid there’s a bit of a rush. Someone stole my textiles.

And the car they were in.

And the city.

Oh...? Yes, I suppose I might have been stolen too.

Now, the textiles were 60 x 80...

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